Break your product.
Count to twelve.
Growthmind isn't taking connections yet. This is what your first ten minutes will feel like when it does: five setup steps, each proving itself; one broken save; and the finding that lands on the screen you are still standing on — evidence attached, class named, never posted twice.
- Step one. Repo connected, read-only. Context, not surveillance.
- Step two. The PostHog you already run. The counter ticks, so it's real.
- Step three. Slack. The test message lands before you switch back.
- Step four. Your coding agent shakes hands over MCP. Empty, but valid.
- Step five: break your own product. A save that fails. No ticket filed.
- The screen you're already standing on starts counting.
- Twelve seconds. What happened, to whom, with proof — while you're still there.
- Steady state: the same finding in Slack. The screen never asks you back.
- Break it again. Nothing posts twice. The ledger remembers.
- 'Get it fixed' is a spec your agent can read. Hypothesis: you're glued.
The film is the onboarding as designed, and its figures are illustrative — the five-to-twenty-second push is the budget the build is held to. The product is open source and built in the open, so you can hold us to it.
Filed. One memo when Growthmind takes connections — that is the whole sequence.
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